January 2008
25 posts
“Operating system banter.”
– Jon
Lost.
I spent most of today looking for my wallet, which some how got sucked into the depths of my room about six months ago. Which is strange, because my room is now quite unusually tidy. Here are some photo’s from using my ingenious method of taking photo’s to view hard-to-see places. Turns out, it was right near where I thought it was. Always the way.
Beadle.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7217342.stm RIP.
Mock the Week.
Why is it so rubbish? I really do hate that scottish man with glasses. And the bald man with a beard. And that black woman with short hair. And basically all of them*. I have worked out that the real problem with this show however is how matey and fake everyone is. Everyone fake laughs at each others quite poor George Bush/asylum seeker/whatever is in the newspaper style jokes. They need someone...
The Human Calendar.
Wow. Cool idea. Must’ve taken a lot of time to do. The Human Calendar.
Phil
Nothing more needed.
1983 →
3 hours of MTV from 1983, with adverts and everything. Funny and also rather revealing. It feels like time travel. It also feels weird to think that this was once thought of as normal and perhaps fashionable. This is what it must have felt like to be a teenager in 1983. Old video tapes are way cool.
“CAN’T DO THAT, COMPUTERS DOWN ‘TIL MORNING.
WELCOME TO GALA BINGO!”
– A Robotic Man
MSN Fun.
Jon says: yea but he said he wouldnt suck his cock, coz his mum was downstairs
Jon says: oops wrong convo
I’m in a band called “What Is...
“cocks, fanny, robots etc.”
– Mystic Meg’s Live Line.
Bus Tongs.
You know those guys who pick up rubbish with those giant tongs? One of them got on the bus today and started tonging it up in there. Thought it was strange.
“Needs a wah-wah pedal.”
– Jar Jar Binks.
“See you there, chums!!”
– S
Me: So how was prison food?
Friend: Quite nice actually.
1000 Tiny Things I Hate. →
I’m diggin this’un at the moment
“I lost my job because I was caught with a fish on my dick.”
– Fishmonger.
Hey!
I’ve got a tumblr! Hello!