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You now cannot get enough oxygen in your lungs.

You now realize that every one of your friends has an anus.

You are now manually breathing.

You are now aware that you are blinking.

Your nose itches.

Everything itches.

You are now aware that your toes are touching. and you need to pull them apart.

The final countdown is now playing in your head

You are now aware that an entity that is beyond the realm of human senses could be lurking behind you at all times.

You now have to yawn.

You can now only halfway yawn.

You will yawn and run out of yawn halfway.

You can never complete a yawn.

You are now aware that your clothes are touching your body.

You are now aware that you are holding a mouse.

You are now reading this in a deep voice.

You can now hear yourself breathing.