Oakwood Review
Last wednesday I visited the Oakwood theme park in Pembrokeshire, Wales.
Here is my review.
The good:
Oakwood had a large range of amusements and rides and we were entertained for many hours indeed.
Guest reviewer Zoe shows off the fine crockery available at Oakwood.
Oakwood is also supplemented by guests such as Eastenders mega-star “Bradley”.
These handy plug sockets were available throughout the park, which allowed guests to charge their electrical items before embarking on a ride.
Friendly locals showered me with gifts throughout my visit.
The ride “Treetop Coaster” was rated ten fingers out of ten by guest reviewer Matt “Banarby” Green.
This picture illustrates the great shower facilities available at the park.
The Bad:
The mini golf course had many frightening plastic faces, which could scare small children.
The mini golf course was also plagued with bottomless holes, which confused many players, as shown in this picture.
This picture shows the SICK RACIST DOLLS available as prizes in Oakwood.
(Seriously though. I didn’t even think they made these any more. A strange choice of doll for a grabbing machine.)
Overall:
I had a lot of fun.
Some might say it was Oak-a-rific!
They might.
